Red Eyes, No Regrets
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😵💫 Red Eyes, No Regrets: A Shirt for the Sleep-Deprived, Over-Caffeinated, and Slightly Reckless
Let’s face it.
You’ve had red eyes.
Maybe it was the grind. Maybe it was the good stuff. Maybe it was just one too many episodes of that show you swore you’d stop watching at midnight.
Either way, we made a shirt for that.
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👕 The “Red Eyes” Tee: Because Eye Drops Can’t Fix Your Lifestyle
This isn’t just a tee. It’s a wearable excuse.
- Didn’t sleep? Red Eyes.
- Hit the whiskey a little hard? Red Eyes.
- Allergic to responsibility? Red Eyes.
It’s soft, rugged, and built for people who live life like their calendar is just a suggestion.
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🧠 The Idea That Shouldn’t Have Worked (But Totally Did)
We were riffing on product ideas when someone said:
> “Red eyes from the grind. Or the good stuff. We don’t judge.”
And we didn’t.
We just sell it.
Because sometimes the best ideas come when you’re sleep-deprived and slightly overconfident.
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📸 Real-Life Modeling: No Filters, Just Eyebags
No models. Just some guys who looked like they hadn’t slept since Tuesday and told them to stand in front of a barn.
Boom. Authenticity.
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🛒 Why You Need This Shirt
- It’s a conversation starter.
- It’s a warning label.
- It’s cheaper than therapy.
👉 Grab the Red Eyes Tee
Wear it proudly. Or wear it ironically. Just don’t wear it to your kid’s parent-teacher conference.