Alpha Aura Graphic Tee – Monkey Business, Upgraded Edition

🐒 Alpha Aura Tee – Monkey Business, Upgraded Edition
Every alley’s got a legend. This one just happens to have fur, streetwear, and a stare that could crack concrete.
The Alpha Aura Tee drops you into the heart of an urban myth—a monkey born in the backstreets of a city that never blinks. Arms akimbo, layered up in gear that screams “I run this block,” and surrounded by a glowing blue aura that hums like neon prophecy, this primate isn’t here to entertain. He’s here to dominate.
Locals say he once out-stared a parking meter into giving free time. Others swear he moonwalked across a rooftop during a thunderstorm just to flex. Whatever the truth, one thing’s clear: this monkey’s got main-character energy and zero chill.
Printed on jet-black fabric that feels like asphalt after rain—slick, soft, and ready for action—the tee is made from a 95% polyester / 5% spandex blend. It’s built for everyday flexing, rooftop lounging, and spontaneous dance battles with pigeons.
This isn’t monkey business.
It’s monkey dominance—with a drip so loud, even silence nods in respect.
 

Packing list:
Short sleeves*1