Dumb Skull Graphic Tee-Life Is Edition

 🐍💀 Life’s Too Short” Venom Tee – 230G of Pure Disrespect
For the ones who laugh at danger, flip off fate, and still make it home for dinner.
They say the snake showed up first—coiled around a busted lawn chair behind the gas station, hissing something about taxes and heartbreak. Then came the skull, grinning like it knew the punchline to every bad decision you’ve ever made. And finally, the hat. Stamped with “DUDE,” like the universe’s way of saying “Yeah, this guy’s seen some things.”
This tee doesn’t just speak truth—it spits it. Loud. Venomous. Unfiltered. It’s for the ones who know that life’s too short to give a damn, too weird to play it safe, and way too precious to waste on anything less than legendary.

🧵 Specs for the Snakebitten:
•     💀 Front graphic: coiled snake, grinning skull, and the phrase “Life’s too short to give a shit”—because subtlety is for cowards
•     🧢 “DUDE” hat detail—ironic, iconic, and probably cursed
•     🧱 Fabric weight: 230G—heavy enough to survive a bar fight or a breakup
•     🧵 Material: 95% polyester, 5% spandex—flexes like your morals on a Friday night
•     📐 Sizes: S–2XL—fits rebels, outlaws, and anyone who’s ever ghosted a group chat

Wear it when you’ve got nothing to prove and everything to say.
Wear it when you want your shirt to do the talking—and the talking’s not polite.

Packing list:

Printed Short Sleeves*1