Lantern Lit, Smoke Thick Graphic Tee – Slapwoods Edition

🐻💨 Captain SLAPWOODS Tee – Heavyweight Streetwear Edition
A bear, a pipe, and zero apologies. This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a declaration.
Meet the pirate who never needed a ship. He’s got a red coat that’s seen more brawls than birthdays, a lantern that’s lit up more secrets than streets, and a pipe that curls smoke like it’s spelling out his next move. The “LF” insignia on his hat? That’s not just flair—it’s lore. Some say it stands for Lantern Fleet, others claim it’s Lost & Found. Either way, he’s the kind of bear who charts his own course and leaves behind stories that smell faintly of tobacco and rebellion.
The SLAPWOODS banner up top hits like a cannon blast—red, white, and gold, loud and proud. No whispers here. Just swagger.

🧭 Specs for the Bold:
•     🐾 Pirate bear front graphic with red coat, lantern, and pipe—equal parts myth and menace
•     🧢 “LF” hat insignia for layered storytelling—decode it if you dare
•     🎨 SLAPWOODS banner in red/white/gold—because subtlety’s for landlubbers
•     🧵 Material: 95% polyester, 5% spandex—street-tough stretch with heavyweight warmth
•     📐 Sizes: S–2XL—built for captains, rogues, and midnight legends

Packing list:

Printed Short Sleeves*1