Neon Primate Graphic Hoodie – Audio Edition

 🐒 The Chimp Who Heard Too Much – Hoodie of the Sonic Hermit
Long ago—okay, maybe last Tuesday—a chimp named Ruckus escaped the zoo, not for freedom, but for silence. The world was too loud. Car horns. TikTok dances. People arguing about oat milk. So he did what any self-respecting primate would do: he snagged a pair of oversized headphones, slapped on some neon glasses, and vanished into the static.
This hoodie is his legacy.
Printed front and center: Ruckus, the Sonic Hermit, locked into his own frequency. His face? Dead serious. His gear? Maxed out. His vibe? Untouchable. Electric shades of purple, pink, blue, and orange blaze across the black fleece like a rave in a thunderstorm.
Why wear it? Because sometimes the world needs to be tuned out so your own signal can come through.

🧵 Specs from the Jungle Lab:
•     🎧 High-detail chimp graphic in full audio armor—he’s not listening to you, and that’s the point
•     🌈 Neon palette that punches through the void—like graffiti on a black hole
•     🛋️ Soft interior, bold exterior—made for late-night scheming and sonic daydreaming
•     🧬 95% polyester, 5% spandex—stretchy enough for tree swings or dance battles
•     🗣️ For creators, rebels, and anyone who hears the world differently and wears it proudly

Whether you're dodging small talk, mixing beats in your garage, or just vibing in a grocery store aisle like it’s your stage—this hoodie’s your armor. Ruckus would be proud.