Periodic Sarcasm Graphic Tee – Elemental Attitude Edition

🧪 Periodic Sarcasm Tee – Elemental Attitude Edition
In the secret underground of science classrooms and late-night lab chats, there exists a rare isotope: the sarcastic genius. Equal parts brainpower and bite, they balance equations while roasting your logic—and this tee is their uniform.
The Periodic Sarcasm Tee spells it out loud and proud: “SARCASM,” built from real periodic table elements—Sulfur (S), Argon (Ar), Calcium (Ca), and Samarium (Sm). Topped with an atomic symbol and the phrase “I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically,” it’s the kind of shirt that gets nods from chem majors and side-eyes from substitute teachers.
Legend has it this design was first scribbled on a chalkboard during a heated debate over the best fictional scientist. It survived peer review, a caffeine spill, and one very confused janitor before being immortalized on jet-black fabric. Now it lives on as a badge of honor for anyone fluent in formulas and fluent in sass.
Made from a 95% polyester / 5% spandex blend, it’s soft enough for all-day wear and durable enough to survive lab explosions (or just awkward group projects). Whether you’re mixing compounds or mixing sarcasm into small talk, this tee’s got your back.
This isn’t just science.
It’s survival—with a smirk.
 

Packing list:

Printed Short Sleeves*1