Sloth Monster Tank

🦥 Got Kush Sloth Monster Men's Tank Top
Slow Burn. High Myth. Maximum Chill.
He’s not lazy—he’s ancient. The Sloth Monster Tank is for the ones who take their time, speak in drawls, and puff like prophets. He’s half cryptid, half couch philosopher, and fully committed to the art of doing absolutely nothing—with style.
Spun from 5.5/6 oz 100% cotton jersey, it’s thick enough to feel real and soft enough to forget you’re wearing it. Set-in self-fabric neck and armholes with double-needle stitching keep the edges clean, even when the wearer’s schedule is anything but. The double-needle bottom hem adds weight to the chill, and the preshrunk fabric means it stays true through every nap, blaze, and accidental adventure.
This tank doesn’t rush.
It just exists—slow, stoned, and legendary.