Van Logic Graphic Tee – Street Smarts, Candy First Edition

🍬 Van Logic Graphic Tee – Street Smarts, Candy First Edition
This tee doesn’t warn—it winks. With fiery gradient text from yellow to red and candy icons flanking the punchline, it lays down the law with unapologetic sarcasm: “Candy first, then maybe the van.” It’s part twisted humor, part streetwise survival guide, stitched into black fabric that’s soft enough to wear while side-eyeing the world.
Made from a 95% polyester / 5% spandex blend, it’s built for comfort and smirks. The fit’s unisex and true to size, perfect for skeptics, pranksters, and anyone who reads the fine print before hopping in. Whether you’re cracking jokes or dodging weird vibes, this tee’s got your back—and your boundaries.
It’s not a PSA. It’s a punchline with teeth.
 

Packing list:

Printed Short Sleeves*1