Van Negotiation Graphic Tee-Stranger Danger Edition

🚐 Candy First Tee – Van Logic Edition
Street smarts. Zero chill. Maximum sarcasm.
This shirt doesn’t whisper caution—it shouts it from the back of a sketchy van. Front and center: a bold graphic of a white van, the kind your mom warned you about. But this time, the warning’s flipped:
“I gotta see the candy first, then I get in the van. I’m not stupid.”
Red and white text slices through jet-black cotton like a PSA from the school of hard knocks—where the final exam is don’t get played.
It’s twisted. It’s funny. It’s built for folks who’ve seen the setup coming and still know how to play it cool.

🧵 Specs for the Skeptical Savage:
•     🚐 Graphic: White van with bold, sarcastic text—because trust is earned, not assumed
•     🖤 Base: Black tee with streetwise grit and just enough stretch to dodge bad decisions
•     🎯 Material: 95% polyester / 5% spandex—soft, breathable, and built for side-eyes
•     📐 Sizes: S to 5XL—fits hustlers, skeptics, and candy connoisseurs alike

Wear it when someone says “trust me” and you instinctively check your pockets.
Wear it when you want your sarcasm to hit before your punchline does.

Packing list:

Printed Short Sleeves*1